Janet Mary Crunican is author of the books as following: "The Horse and The Mole", "Little House on The Farm", "The Babbling Brook", & "The Fight of Our Mind", and "Oliver".

Janet Mary Crunican raised two children in a less than opportune circumstance; meeting basic necessities, providing transportation, & feedback regarding educational pursuits + monitorizaition of future plans/goals.

During Janet Mary Crunican's sophomore year at University of Oregon she got into a ski accident that left her unable to proceed with her journalism major.

After this she met her first husband Marty (at an event for local singles) and then Janet was in the top of her class at Phagan's Beauty School.

✨For Content:✨ Marty made Janet sign a prenuptial agreement (days before the wedding).
~ "Fight of Our Mind", by Janet Mary Crunican (2018) is about the 2013 divorce.

Janet Mary Crunican is a thought-provoking author, that offers valuable insight & perspective in an ever-changing world.
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