Janet is the source of all information and knowledge for humans within The Good Place, and she can also provide them with any object as requested. Janet has a boundless void into which she often retreats. Janet is used primarily as a personal assistant by the residents of The Good Place. Most people summon her by saying 'Hey, Janet' or ‘Janet‘. and she then appears with a cheerful BING noise to help you with any request. (she also have a Doodoo sound when she leaves)
Janet is neither a human nor an Eternal Being, but rather an anthropomorphized vessel of knowledge; akin to an Artificial Intelligence. Furthermore, she is not a robot, nor is she a girl, and she politely points these out whenever anyone mistakes her for being either one. However, Janet uses she/her pronouns.
As stated by Janet, she is very high in potassium, like a banana.
She does not have skin.
-- She is basically what Siri would look like if Siri had a human form and no need to have access to internet to function.
See also, The good place for more information on Janet's powers and amazingness
Other version include:
OG Janet
Bad Janet
Neutral Janet
Disco Janet
Derek
Janet is neither a human nor an Eternal Being, but rather an anthropomorphized vessel of knowledge; akin to an Artificial Intelligence. Furthermore, she is not a robot, nor is she a girl, and she politely points these out whenever anyone mistakes her for being either one. However, Janet uses she/her pronouns.
As stated by Janet, she is very high in potassium, like a banana.
She does not have skin.
-- She is basically what Siri would look like if Siri had a human form and no need to have access to internet to function.
See also, The good place for more information on Janet's powers and amazingness
Other version include:
OG Janet
Bad Janet
Neutral Janet
Disco Janet
Derek
Jason: I love you girl
Janet: Not a girl :)
CHIDI-JANET: So, where are we, exactly? We’re not on Earth, right?
JANET: That’s correct, Chidi-Janet, you’re not. Your real bodies dematerialized when you entered my void, and your essences reconstituted themselves in this form.
CHIDI-JANET: Cool, cool. And when you say “void”...?
JANET: I mean a subdimension outside of space
and time, at the nexus of consciousness and matter, tethered to my essence. Does that help?
CHIDI-JANET: It does not help. Makes it way worse. I just wanna lie down. Where is down?!
Janet: Not a girl :)
CHIDI-JANET: So, where are we, exactly? We’re not on Earth, right?
JANET: That’s correct, Chidi-Janet, you’re not. Your real bodies dematerialized when you entered my void, and your essences reconstituted themselves in this form.
CHIDI-JANET: Cool, cool. And when you say “void”...?
JANET: I mean a subdimension outside of space
and time, at the nexus of consciousness and matter, tethered to my essence. Does that help?
CHIDI-JANET: It does not help. Makes it way worse. I just wanna lie down. Where is down?!
by brkfastcereals February 21, 2022
Janet is the most Beautifulest and the most Sexiest girl in the world. She loves her man than anyone else, she is the funniest in the group and loves sport. She can be on her savage side but then after awhile she is still slayin with the most gorgeous outfit anywhere. Every guy she meets almost all of them likes her. Her kisses will blow your mind and whenever she says i love you, she really means it. A girl named Janet would not ever cheat on a guy even if she doesn't have feeling for him, she would just tell the truth.
James-"hey look there's Janet, go say hi to her"!
Seb-"Why is she so pretty"?
"James-idk" she just is"
Seb-"i'm going to ask her out"
Seb-"Why is she so pretty"?
"James-idk" she just is"
Seb-"i'm going to ask her out"
by Follow me on IG: jqnetvu April 2, 2018
by All American March 12, 2004
Loyal, loving, truthful, so if you don't wanna know the truth don't ask. Does not care for liars. Family is most important. She's the life of the party and can make an entrance like nobody else can! Very sensual and sexy and know just what she wants and will fight for what she believes in.
Janet is always Janet
by Sissy0157 December 20, 2016
"Jordan must be the mafia because he's being quiet!"
"That's like saying Janet must be the mafia because she's hitting on Dan."
"That's like saying Janet must be the mafia because she's hitting on Dan."
by pseudonym3823 August 25, 2011
by Shrekfangirl_123 January 21, 2019