Jamie

A funny little blond who is crazy. She is fun to be around and straight up gangsta. She also is a border line alcoholic!

She also thinks shes better than everyone!

See Douchebag!

See that crazy blond over there? She's a Jamie fo sho.

by Charge Douche September 20, 2009

Jamie

1) Has the biggest moobs ever
2) Is as hard as a snowball in a microwave
3) Has major sneezes: he invented swine flu
4) Total sex god

1) Look at the Jamies on that bad-boy
2) Look at that Fittie!
Hes such a Jamie!!

by JamieLover111 July 19, 2010

Jamie

Jamie is massive, he has the ability to engulf the entire milky way. Sadly, this fat man is completely unable to walk due to diabetes. He is also an annoying asshole that no one likes, he stinks like piss to make things worse.
Jamie will also go by fat cunt or Mr. Chonk

If you keep eating you will become a 'Jamie.'
You stink like a 'Jamie.'
Oh get up and walk, you are being such a 'Jamie.'

by Fishythefishy June 12, 2020

Jamie

A boi who is there and has a friend with a cock bigger than trump buildings put together

Jamie

by Bxiwbxiwbix December 6, 2019

Jamie

A Jamie is usually a beautiful and intelligent girl. Jamie's tend to have a bubbly personality and blonde hair. You will catch a Jamie with a phone in her hand 90% of the time, she will either be listening to music or taking a picture. If you happen to be on a bridge and interact with a beautiful girl with a sparkling smile she may be a Jamie!

OMG did you see that Jamie!!?

by Therherrguyy June 18, 2018

Jamie

The best person I have ever met. I don’t know how to use words to describe her

Jamie makes me speechless

by [e-mail] November 4, 2017

Jamie

A very handsome and intelligent young man. He never fails to make you laugh or smile. He gives the best hugs that no girls can resist and the prettiest eyes. He has the most perfect and well deserved girlfriend in the universe! He is always open for a hug and is always forgiving and loving to those around. He doesn’t hate, he loves and appreciates everything he gets. He can’t go through one day without girls chasing after him. He is so funny and will make you laugh at everything, even something so dumb it’s funny. Jamie can’t get everything that he deserves, but he does get everything he needs in order to deserve it. ♥️

Girl 1: OMG!! He is the cutest guy i’ve ever seen!

Girl 2: OMG! You’re right! he MUST be a Jamie.
Girl 1: But who’s that beautiful girl walking next to him?
Girl 2: The luckiest girl in the world!

by qt.pie 😻 March 18, 2018