jake the dog 

Jake is a yellow talking dog that has stretchy powers that allow him to morph into many shapes and sizes. Jake lives with his best friend Finn in a treehouse located in the grasslands of Ooo. Jake's girlfriend is Lady Rainicorn.

Person 1: Ever seen Adventure Time?
Person 2: Yes I have! Jake the Dog is my favorite character!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because he's voiced by John DiMaggio and he's just so dang funny!
Person 1: Valid points my friend.

jake the dog by Captain Vince Clortho September 9, 2014

jake the dog 

a savage who has token a day long nap

"im gonna take a day long nap now" - jake the dog

jake the dog by lolman63 December 13, 2018

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper

He did it again, God fucking dammit

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper again

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper by BigBigFuck May 29, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022