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A rude assholelike person. originated in pittsburgh
"Yinz were acting like jagoffs the other night, all drunk on Ahrns n'at"
Jagoff by Beer_jedi October 28, 2003
Word of the Day on July 31, 2016
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A Pittsburgh-ese term for a person who is being a real jerk!
He is such a jagoff when he answers the phone with, "Whaddaya want?".
Jagoff by Sandy October 20, 2003
Pittsburgh's way of saying "jackoff." An anoying, ass hole.
The light turned green, but that jagoff tourist didn't get going!
jagoff by Da fuck do you care? August 25, 2004
Word of the Day on October 29, 2006
Pittsburgh slang for anyone irritating, out of line, not in love with the Steelers or not drinking Iron City on a regular basis.
Yinz gonna go donton to watch the Stilers at Lenny's and drink some ahrns or go sit wit the jagoffs and watch football at Chubby's.
Jagoff by junior November 19, 2003
"Dat dem der Stillers is gonna woop dems jagoff-s Eaglesez ass!"
jagoff by brownie_8765 October 1, 2005
A jagoff is the worst thing one can be called in Pittsburgh. Closely related etymologically to jerkoff but much stronger.
Youns see that jagoff down the street?
jagoff by d156156156 February 18, 2008
A douchebag. Roots in Polish communities in Pittsburgh and Chicago.
From one jagoff to another, Rahm is a jagovff. -Blago
jagoff by Nate Maier August 13, 2016
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