jafvert 

if you are named jafvert, you are most likely stupid and annoying and colorblind. being named jafvert is so upsetting and unfortunate. hopefully your last name isn’t reed.

Jafvert is the weirdest looking guy i’ve ever seen.

jafvert by jafvertisstupid March 5, 2020

Javert

The antagonist of Victor Hugo's novel "Les Miserables". He is an obsessive, merciless police inspector who doggedly chases the novel's protagonist for many years. Javert committs suicide by throwing himself into a river when he cannot reconcile his strict belief in the law with his new found sense of mercy.

As a noun, Javert refers to a person of similar characteristics: ruthless, obsessive, perfectionist. It may also refer to a television trope (or cliche), describing a character that fills a similar role of the actual Javert from Hugo's novel.

Javert may also be used as a verb, referring to the act of relentlessly chasing someone or something.

"I won't stop. Do you understand? I won't let you go." - Inspector Javert

Javert by Islington December 12, 2006

Inspector Javert 

Javert is a anti-hero in the musical Les Miserables. The most amazing character in any musical. An attractive, and very dominatant source of power, because he is DA LAWR. You will love Javert.

''So who are you dressing up as at halloween?''
''The Lawr"
"Oh so Inspector Javert right"
"Yeah."

Inspector Javert by javertbear February 3, 2012

Javert Syndrome 

The act of jumping off a bridge after a bad day at work, after Inspector Javert in Les Misérables.

St. Peter: Why are you dead?
John: My Javert Syndrome acted up after I didn't get my pay raise.

Javert Syndrome by Sergei_Malenkov March 29, 2013

Javert

Inspector Javert is the nemesis of the criminal sissy Jean Valjean in Les Miserables by Victor Hugo. He is suave, sophisticated, handsome and aboove all ruthless. He was born inside a jail (or a Gaol) and accidentally (and unfortunately) fell off a bridge to his death. To show what a real man Javert was it is important to look at his work. He was a undercover agent, infiltrating the sweaty student rebellion in gay paris. He was an awesome police officer, never giving up the chase. Indeed, Javert was, to anyone, a role model.

Javert is also a verb, derived from the same meaning. To javert someone is to never stop chasing them up for something.

"I'm Javert, do not forget me, do not forget my name, 24601"

"Oh geezer, my german teacher is really javerting me for my homework, maybe i should Jean Valjean it"

Javert by Jeffrey Douglas August 13, 2006

Javertus 

It is a danish word for penis, but usually dank people use it about brave people.

"Han har en stor javertus" Meaning he ha a big javertus beacuse he is brave

Javertus by makkern January 5, 2018

Jayvert 

Handsome young boy

Larry is a teenager and he is a jayvert.

Jayvert by riftanswer June 7, 2021