Jaejoong

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A Jaejoong is a Korean singing sex pot sent from God to Earth to please us mere mortals. At first glance, he looks intimidating and cold because he is clearly the most gorgeous man in the entire universe, but after a few minutes it is clear that he is just a dork. He is the husband of DBSK leader Yunho, whom he thinks is "too much".

A Jaejoong is also someone who has an obsessive compulsive habit of licking his lips, which causes anyone who sees it to convulse and seize from the pure shock of such sexiness.

A Jaejoong also has a passionate voice like an angel and can sing any kind of song he freakin' wants to.

"Wow, Jaejoong totally hit that high note in "Whatever They Say" like a pro."

"Jaejoong and Yunho are married, right?" "Yeah, aren't they so hot together? *DROOLS*"

Jaejoong by JJLuver33 April 4, 2009

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jaejoong

One of the members of TVXQ. Known for being a sex god and has the ability to capture women's souls with his angelic voice. Also known to make people have orgasms when he licks his amazing lips. He seems mean but he's actually shy and nice.

Fangirl: Jaejoong oppa, I think you're amazing!
Jaejoong: Thanks. ~licks his lips in a sexy way!
Fangirl:~explodes in a nosebleed~

jaejoong by Misol November 26, 2011

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Jaejoong

A name of a god. Jaejoong is a sex god from a group of gods rising form the east.

Posses powers to touch things into golds, causing unnecessary orgasm, soothing voices that can calm and in the same time causing madness.

As well specialize in drawing people and camera lenses.

When ever I saw Jaejoong, my ovaries explodes

Jaejoong by ckino9095 June 16, 2011

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Jaejoong

Jaejoong is the lead singer of the Japanese/Korean band TVXQ/DBSK. He is also known by the stage names of Hero, Jejung and Youngwoong. Born in 1986, is known as one of the most desirable men in Asia. He is known for his ethereal appearance and is mistaken to have a cold personality, but is in reality just shy and reserved. He has funny and adorable habits like camwhoring and pouting constantly and hiding his mouth when laughing despite having one the most beautiful laughs in the world. Jaejoong is an epitome of male perfection that every female in the world desires.

Girl 1: Don't you think Jaejoong oppa is handsome?
Girl 2:Who is he? I like Orlando bloom better!
Girl 1: are you frigging blind? Jaejoong is the most perfect man in the world *shows her picture of Jaejoong*
Girl 2: *after repeated nose bleeds* Oh My God! Indeed how can any male ever be even remotely attractive after seeing this ethereal being?!?!
Girl 1 agrees!

Jaejoong by Queenlucifer April 7, 2010

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Jaejoong

Main vocalist in k-pop band, Dong Bang Shin Ki (a.k.a. DBSK, TVXQ, DBSG, Tohoshinki). He has the longest hair of the other 4 boys which is usually a darkish-black color. His voice is also very smooth and calming.

Jaejoong is a very handsome and ingenious vocalist :)

Jaejoong by Laurizzle June 19, 2006

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Jaejoong

a very good vocalist, has the main vocals in DongBangShinKi (aka. TVXQ, THSK, DBSG)(the most popluar band in the world). very hot and handsome guy, has a nice smile.

jaejoong has a cute smile and he's a good vocalist!

Jaejoong by saranghae006 January 17, 2009

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Jaejoonger

A Jaejoonger is a nickname for Kim Jaejoong fans, who believes in Jaejoong, the dream, and the phenomenon that is and surrounds Jaejoong.

Jaejoonger, jaejoong addiction, rockJJ, PrinceJJ

Jaejoonger by JJFan July 29, 2012

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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