Jacob is the kindest, smartest and most caring person I have ever met. He always makes me happy and he has no idea how amazing he is. I don't know where I'd be without him. Every time I see him I can't help but smile. His face is beautiful and his personality is the best out of anyone else I know. He makes me laugh more than any one else can and I know that I never want to lose him. He is my best friend, he is everything.
I love you :)
'He's so smart and good-looking. He is literally perfect.'
'His name is Jacob, that's why!'
by LORI THE HUMAN December 2, 2015
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Jacob is very very romantic and he is a very loving person. He is kind hearted, a fighter and a lover. He falls for girls easy but gets over them well.

never scared of anybody and loves loves loves sports. Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel. As was said before, Jacob loves sports, the girls also love him because of his athleticism, Jacob plays many sports and he is a sports fanatic. Jacob does it all and gets the girls.
by Dhuin February 2, 2017
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Honestly one of the best people and the best friends. Will fall for many girls but only loves one. Usually likes there to be an A in the first or last name. Will annoy the living crap out of you but loves you to death. Most likely to lie a lot. He doesnt have many girl friends or girlfriends so if you are one of his close girl friend just take into consideration that he probably likes you.
XXX: Why is she hanging out with Jacob all he does is LIE
JJJ: Because they are friends
XXX: But he doesnt have many friends, he probably likes her
by AHHHH MADLY IN LOVE April 19, 2017
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1. One who is characterized by foolishness or a lack of common sense.

2. a)One who habitually ruins jokes by attempting to build upon them with tired puns and witticisms.

b) A person who often makes remarks intended to be humorous, but fails to do so by fumbling the delievery.
After Tom made a bad joke, we stopped him from telling another one by calling him a Jacob.
by Ian Relihan June 11, 2005
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A fat peace of crap who sit on a gay chair saying penis or chicken because he is missing a brain cell or two he says he does baseball but instead eat hotdogs at a hot dog contest and says he will beat you in a fight but he is to fat to he is usually with an Adrian and there last names are usually meyer the list of foods they eat are poop dog hotdogs child grandma snow quarters wraps eggs arrowplanes freezed cats fish and everything else
Stupid fat peace of crap he is so jacob
by BigIanDries May 3, 2018
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