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Jackameme 

A virgin who blows loads inside their own belly button
Yo, you need to get laid. All you do is jackameme yourself. It's sticky!
Jackameme by creep02 May 6, 2023

jackalated

I was was writing an email and decided that what I was writing was jacked up...so to make a new word I called it jackalated. Fucked up!
I was tryin' to type this shit and it all got jackalated.
jackalated by SMYLTF March 9, 2010

jackadetent 

a person who jacks off in the detention room at school.
Billy waited in the detention room until everyone was gone and began to jackadetent.
jackadetent by bread infection December 28, 2005

jackalantern 

It is a golden bird that is so fast it can be mistaken for a shooting star. It is believed the Jackalantern can lead you to the land Persia but it's almost impossible to follow it.
Did you see that shooting star! You could've seen a Jackalantern.
jackalantern by 9 realms October 15, 2021

A Jackalpterodactyl 

These be people who swoop in and do some knavery and ill-indented chicanery. They bare reptilian thinking in that they are heavy about themselves no matter the harm and pull knivieing schemes. They are opportunistic, cunning, and will bare a bib and eat your baby if you don't watch out! Though it's more likely they will steal your baby and hock it for drugs. They also scare easily but will attempt to methods like blaming you, gaslighting, saying you owe them, start crying, use your sympathetic response, guilt trip, and bargain to name a few.
Dude 1: Clarence got some chicks coming over with him.
Dude 2: They better not be a Jackalpterodactyl among them.
Dude 3: You know everyone's gonna hawk eye the honeys anyway.
Dude 2: Yall see one let everyone know on the DL.