jesus on a cracker

Funny phrase which indicates you are surprised.

"Our math final is tomorow" "JESUS ON A CRACKER!"

by John December 16, 2004

Jesus Christ on a cracker

A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.

John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?

by TGBen December 31, 2009

jesus christ on a cracker

An exclamatory remark used to express surprise, distress, and outrage.

*In response to Matthew's CBT, Jack yells:
"Jesus Christ on a cracker!"

by Beau Weidman October 18, 2007

Jesus Crackers

Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.

Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"

by the Dan Dan that Can Can April 14, 2020

Jesus Crackers

A saying to be used to replace "Jesus Christ!" Often used throughout gaming and when one is surprised.

Guy1: Boo!

Guy2: Jesus Crackers! you scared me!

by ElStefano August 9, 2008