Jansen 

No matter what this stupid dictonary says, even if it says amazing things about my name, Jansen does not mean whore! Jansen means Gracious, and I know a Jansen and she is and forever will be the farthest from that. To me Jansen means Funny, Athletic, Compassionate, and the by far BEST person you could EVER meet.

Friend 1: Isn't Jansen so nice?!
Friend 2: Totally! She is AWESOME!

Friend 1: I can't believe that she isn't a whore!

Friend 2: Why would you think that?
Friend 1: I read it on Urban Dictonary
Friend 2: Wow...... don't judge a book by it's cover, i'm gonna go hang out with Jansen.
Total JERK for thinking that: Me too
Friend 1: No, your a jerk!

Jansen by An_Upset&ProtectiveFriend June 2, 2018

jansen 

Term used for having sex in a popular MMORPG known as RuneScape. This sex can be homosexual, heterosexual or even beastly.

Guy 1: I just had a Jansen.
Guy 2: Hmm... Sounds fun.
Guy 1: Why don't we do this right now?!
Guy 2: I'll get my laptop!
Guy 1: I have my Iphone so I can do this 2, 3, 20 times a day!

jansen by Pescados666 November 15, 2007

Jansen 

Likes italian girls

That boy's a Jansen

Jansen by Breekki February 18, 2019

jansen 

When something is exceptionally remarkable, so much that it drives you to compare it to the the artist Theo Jansen. Theo Jansen created kinetic sculptures. Kinetic sculptures are creations of Jansen's that resemble large animals (rhino or elephant sized) which roam beaches and are powered by the wind. Jansen names his moving animal-like sculptures as if they were new species of living animals. This justifiably likens him to a creator of life, or god, and anything compared to him is effectively very cool.

synonyms: awesome; cool; radical; remarkable; wicked; sick; etc.

antonyms: stupid; dumb; retarded

Uses:

1. i was at the club yesterday and, with respect to your outstanding dance moves, i was like, "your fucking jansen!"

2. this food is great, its fucking jansen.

3. kristina's booty moves faster that a fucking jansen sculpture. She's jansen!

etc

jansen by maparipijapan October 22, 2010

Jansen 

“Jansen” is a shitty name that can only be used if “he” is 5”4 and Filipino.

Yo it’s Jansen

Jansen by AlexCon Ash November 21, 2021

Jansen 

The funniest person in the room. She’s so pretty and the life of the party. She always keeps the room positive and she is such an amazing friend!!

Person 1: I’m going to Jansen’s house
Person 2: omg the really funny nice girl
Person1: that’s the one!!

Jansen by FunkyMuskrat November 21, 2021

Jansen 

A funny, sexy guy who will never let you down. Jansens will make sure you smile and are typically heartless. While they might be stubborn at times they have the biggest heart.

I cant believe he made me laugh! He’s such a Jansen!

Jansen by YannaTheYam December 29, 2021