JAMES THE BELL BOY

The best "BELL BOY IN THE UNIVERSE".

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Yes JAMES THE BELL BOY is HOMOSEXUAL BUTT he is one of the most intelligent and aware people you can meet as the NIESON RATINGS as his is rated I (MINNIEAPOLIS BRAND) and he has a CORNocopia (not just from ST. PAUL or ST. RUT ) of friends as there are AYES everywhere as those van "PRESTON " ALLEN" BELts (TOUGH SHIT for ANAL ALAN ) as GROVER has just entered his LIFE from the CHILDREN'S TELEVISION WORKSHOP where JAMES SAT but no worries as the DAWNing of where TONY ORLANDO in VEGAS-PARADIDE that important BELL you can ring for JAMES THE BELL BOY is EN EL COPA the MAN I LOW CHINI BARRY WYNN FLAVORED as just like O'CONNOR we will always need those BELL RECORDS from JAMES THE BELL BOY so we will not get ICED unexpectedly like anywhere around the RAPID BANKER'S LIFE.

As JANES THE BELL BOY dropped me off at HAWKS GAY SPA and advanced me money where I stayed to play or just sleep BUTT GARY BREWER AND LOU ANNE trespassed me from ENTOURAGE as the METH THING never sat well with me and "I NEVER sat well with LADY GAGA or LADY GEORGIA as she whisked passed me on TROPICANA . AS the HOMOSEXUALS everywhere included at "BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO have had "COLD FEET "" with me "so I WAS RIGHT , " THIS IS OUR SONG by ABOVE AND BEYOND as the HOMOSEXUAL POPULATION proves it day in day out the amount of problems of inner group hostility so STEPHANIE JOANNE GERMONOTTA help is not needed.

JAMES THE BELL BOY by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 11, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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