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meaning sub par or less than expected
emma: "hey how was that party last night?"
jill: "it wasn't very fun"
emma: "yeah i heard it was pretty j.v."
j.v. by Phil Free October 7, 2007
A man who likes feet
That man’s a j.v
J.V by Ackack45 November 22, 2021

J.V. Theory 

A theory where a man drinks alcohol until he becomes confident to the point where he can get as much sex as he wants with the prettiest women.
Hey Chris! I heard you used the J.V. Theory last night at that party.
J.V. Theory by hensx September 9, 2019

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If you find this. You are mashing your keyboard
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A slang term for the female reproductive organ, directly derived from the word 'vagina'.
The baby came out of her V.J.
V.J. by musicalthought October 3, 2006
Eeeeew, look at that hairy V J.
V J by akoxuk October 20, 2008