j wood 

to get a huge erection while playing video games

"Wow yesterday I was playing Call of Duty and I got a j wood!"

j wood by the crouching cowboy45 December 9, 2009

J Wood 

to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it's like a fist from your mouth

Dude I was stocking aisle 2 and Ed totally J Wooded me

J Wood by ihjw247 April 26, 2011

'Dirty J-Wood' 

The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.

In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.

Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.

'Dirty J-Wood' by Colin_the_mammal22 May 29, 2009

J a y black wood 

When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo

I just had the best j a y Black wood

J a y black wood by Galaxo March 14, 2023

JWood 

The best fucking cracker in the world.

JWood boned my mom.

JWood by J Wood March 9, 2003

jwoody 

The Stinkiest of all people

Jwoody stinks so bad bro

jwoody by FART POOP POOP July 18, 2021