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"Wow yesterday I was playing Call of Duty and I got a j wood!"
by the crouching cowboy45 December 9, 2009
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J Wood

to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it's like a fist from your mouth
Dude I was stocking aisle 2 and Ed totally J Wooded me
by ihjw247 April 26, 2011
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'Dirty J-Wood'

The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.

In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.
Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.
by Colin_the_mammal22 May 29, 2009
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J a y black wood

When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo
by Galaxo March 14, 2023
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JWood

JWood boned my mom.
by J Wood March 9, 2003
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jwoody

The Stinkiest of all people
Jwoody stinks so bad bro
by FART POOP POOP July 18, 2021
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