j wood 

to get a huge erection while playing video games

"Wow yesterday I was playing Call of Duty and I got a j wood!"

j wood by the crouching cowboy45 December 9, 2009

J Wood 

to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it's like a fist from your mouth

Dude I was stocking aisle 2 and Ed totally J Wooded me

J Wood by ihjw247 April 26, 2011

'Dirty J-Wood' 

The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.

In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.

Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.

'Dirty J-Wood' by Colin_the_mammal22 May 29, 2009

J a y black wood 

When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo

I just had the best j a y Black wood

J a y black wood by Galaxo March 14, 2023

JWood 

The best fucking cracker in the world.

JWood boned my mom.

JWood by J Wood March 9, 2003

jwoody 

The Stinkiest of all people

Jwoody stinks so bad bro

jwoody by FART POOP POOP July 18, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019