Ivan Dobski, The meat safe murderer, Only he didnt do it, He only said he'd done it so theyd......
Take his bellend out the magimix
Take his head out of the box of wasps
ect ect
See Monkey dust
Take his bellend out the magimix
Take his head out of the box of wasps
ect ect
See Monkey dust
Travels everywhere on his space hopper Mr Hoppy, when released kills someone to go back "Home" (Prison)
by Mr Hoppy January 13, 2005
The best boyfriend in the world. How couldn't you fall in love with him? He is loving, caring, and soo sexy :)
by pianogirl February 7, 2010
Doing an 'Ivan Aleksandar' (more commonly called an IA) is the act of flicking spunk/shit at people heads from behind.
Person 1 - Man what just hit me in the head??
Person 2 - Looks like someone's done an Ivan Aleksandar!
Person 2 - Looks like someone's done an Ivan Aleksandar!
by koismb March 6, 2013
To throw up like a redneck cowboy after getting dizzy from riding a down-syndrome horse, screaming "Yeee-haww motherfuckers"
Sorry I was late, I was Ivan Yeeing over my toilet.
When I saw those two guys committing immoral acts on the street, I felt sick and wanted to Ivan Yee all over the floor.
When I saw those two guys committing immoral acts on the street, I felt sick and wanted to Ivan Yee all over the floor.
by ZeDong Mao February 20, 2017
An incredibly sexy man who just so happens to be the vocalist of Five Finger Death Punch. His voice is like butter that melts in your ears.
by Saruman's Army April 9, 2015