Itchy Balls
Bob: Hey, why are your hands in your pockets?
Jane: Oh I'm, trying to discreetly scratch my itchy balls
Jane: Oh I'm, trying to discreetly scratch my itchy balls
Itchy Balls by the SUITer January 14, 2010
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itchy balls auto
My balls have been itchy for days and I started sharing it with everyone I could including costumers I called a elderly costumer about his vehicle details and he answered the saying hey itchy balls auto what's going on with my car
itchy balls auto by Creepydick July 31, 2023
itchy conga balls
some random guy : my balls itch why do they have to be so hairy
*random guy find conga drums*
some random guy : i hope this will help itch my balls
*starts playing the conga drums to help his itchy conga balls*
*random guy find conga drums*
some random guy : i hope this will help itch my balls
*starts playing the conga drums to help his itchy conga balls*
itchy conga balls by leeisnotfunny November 6, 2021
My Balls Are Itchy
The definition of my balls are itchy literally means that your balls are itchy
So stop sitting on your ass googling the most worst shit u could possibly search and get a life u fatty
So stop sitting on your ass googling the most worst shit u could possibly search and get a life u fatty
Guy: Yeah dude look away for a minute
Other guy: why?
Guy: Cause I gotta itch my balls real quick
Other Guy: Oh yeah no problem dude why didn’t u just say so?
Other thingy example
Guy: Hey u know what we should do
Dude: yeah what?
Guy: We should search up my balls are itchy in the urban dick
Dude: yeah sure but u know this is just gonna come up with nothing and ur gonna get known as being gay
Guy: Oh dude don’t worry dude, let’s search it up
Dude: Fine
*gets this definition*
Guy: Fuck
Also this was all wrote while itching my balls
Other guy: why?
Guy: Cause I gotta itch my balls real quick
Other Guy: Oh yeah no problem dude why didn’t u just say so?
Other thingy example
Guy: Hey u know what we should do
Dude: yeah what?
Guy: We should search up my balls are itchy in the urban dick
Dude: yeah sure but u know this is just gonna come up with nothing and ur gonna get known as being gay
Guy: Oh dude don’t worry dude, let’s search it up
Dude: Fine
*gets this definition*
Guy: Fuck
Also this was all wrote while itching my balls
My Balls Are Itchy by Morgan Boy June 27, 2020
My balls are itchy
Something an idiot called damian says on call with me all the time his very very small balls aren't actually itchy he just likes saying his balls are itchy
My balls are itchy by Damo_got_itchyballs July 1, 2021
my balls are itchy
When using the phrase " My balls are itchy ". It is to indicate specimens around you or whomever you directed it at that your genitals have an irritating sensation that makes you want to scratch.
my balls are itchy by viperkiller32 February 7, 2023
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