Irish Silencer

Kissing a bald man on the forehead to get him to stop telling you his life story

"If Gary tries roping you into one of his stories, just hit him with an Irish Silencer."

by Irishsilencer March 9, 2019

Irish silencer

Using a potato on the muzzle of a gun in an attempt to muffle the sound of a shot.

Contrary to popular belief, the Irish silencer doesn't work and is more likely to blow up the gun than muffle the shot.

by Dr. Lizardo August 19, 2025