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femme invisibility 

When a lesbian dresses in a traditionally feminine way, many people may assume that she is straight. She may also be told that she is "too pretty to be gay". As a result, she may become invisible to other lesbians because she does not fit the stereotypical "butch" role and/or does not date "butch" women.

What I suffer from on a daily basis.
1: So do you have a boyfriend?

2: No, I'm a lesbian

1: Wow! I would have never guessed!

2: I know, I suffer from femme invisibility
femme invisibility by LipstickHoney November 14, 2012

invisiboob 

A girl with such small boobs so that you cant see them!
"Me: Damn girl, i got more in my shirt, u got invisiboobs!"
"Her:Shut the fuck up, u ass!"
Warning: may result in kick in the nuts!
invisiboob by Big**ones April 9, 2009

sideways invisibility theory 

This theory deals with very skinny people who when looked at from the side are hardly visible because of how skinny they are.
Some people are just hard to spot because of the sideways invisibility theory.

invisibilly 

1.When Bill wears his sunglasses in order to fly under the radar or to check out women undetected.

2.A man who hides behind dark glasses to avoid eye or emotional contact.
"He could check out other women while appearing to be engrossed in a conversation with his date,as long as he was was invisibilly."
"I tried to have a relationship discussion, and he went all invisibilly on me,as usual."
flying under the radar emotional stealth mode men feelings indifference sunglasses Bill
invisibilly by Billsoldgf August 5, 2009

Invisibob 

An Invisibob is a special avatar glitch from Gaia Online. This avatar glitch was only possible on April Fools' Day of 2004.

Since the YGS, or "You got Served" boxes, exploded in your avatar's face, it looked like there was soot on it.

The Administrators had planned for it to go away after 24 hours, but it didn't - they'd stay until you saved changes to your avatar. Thus, this led to two types of rare avatars: the Sootfaces and Invisibobs.

An Invisibob was created by deleting your avatar data, then clicking on a YGS box. The resulting explosion glitched the avatar system and forced your avatar to go to the default base - a Soot-face and a pair of floating boxers.

...See one on Gaia Online, by doing a search in the memberlist for "Sevi Rais.".
"Sevi Rais", "Weeping Willow", and "Teh Ghost of Bap" are all Invisibobs.
or
I wish I were an Invisibob. Instead I'm an Invisibob Wannabe.
Invisibob by Kenjoki Ikari January 26, 2005

Invisibility 

1. A superpower thought up by many males in an attempt to achieve their utmost sexual fantasies.

2. The act of becoming unseen to the naked eye through the use of items, spells, or by paranormal reasons.

3. Not being visible.
1. Dazil: "Boy, I wish I had the power of invisibility so that I can sneak into the women's fitting rooms to peek on them!"

2. The ability of Harry Potter's invisibility cloak. When no one is under it, it's visible. When it is covering someone's body, it grants invisibility for no apparent explanation except for the fact it's magic.

3. "You are a ghost Fisher, be nothing more than a Splinter Cell."
Invisibility by Ralph G. May 28, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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