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internetology

The study of the internet running late into the night and usually focused around porn sites.
Man i'm never gonna get laid im going home to study internetology.
internetology by skel'elm March 9, 2009

Internetionship 

A relationship you build with someone, solely through the use of the internet or modern technology. When confronted face to face, subjects act different and circumstance is sufficiently awkward.
I really liked this guy, but we had an internetionship and when we met in person it was weird.
Internetionship by bloggaaa July 24, 2013

Zellspannungsvolleyballversionssommerspeed-Internetholzreflexzonenwolle-Spielleiterpoolwörterkurzzeitwintermesser 

A really long word
German grammar allows words to be this long chains
Rucksack + Farbenfabrik + Fabrikleiter = Rucksackfarbenfabrik
Dude 1: what the hell is "Zellspannungsvolleyballversionssommerspeed-Internetholzreflexzonenwolle-Spielleiterpoolwörterkurzzeitwintermesser"?
German dude: "weird grammar rules"

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026