internet douche 

When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.

"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."

internet douche by ThisIsAnAlias November 26, 2014

internet douchebag 

Socialist Auburn Troll

Whiny asshole on a message board who changes his arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite. "Ignore that guy, he's just an internet douchebag!"

internet douchebag by Dalton_Orr January 21, 2009

Internet Douchbaguette 

1:Whiny bitch on a message board who changes her arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite.

2: A loaf of crusty French bread purchased from Tesco.com, crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.

Internet Douchbaguette
1:
Mod: Admin, you've turned this forum to shit.
Admin: DON'T YOU FUCKING ABUSE ME YOU MORON!! *douchbaguette smacks mod across face with a ban*

2: A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge...Purchased from Tesco.com

Internet Douchbaguette by Teflon55 May 19, 2009