Internet Baby

Mutual agreement between two parties that met from a social platform to perform conception through mailing the male product to the female.

I met a guy online from around the world and we are agreeing to have an internet baby.

Internet Baby by Dam Dam November 26, 2018

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A child raised by the internet, they only speak text. They care about not having the most recent tech. They have almost every social media account

Guy 1: Man i think this was an internet baby

Guy 2: What gave her away
Guy 1: She was blabbing about Taylor Swift and kept saying LOL

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internet baby

Stranger: How old are you?
You: 13
Stranger: Want to cyber?
You: NO FIND ANOTHER INTERNET BABY.

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