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[InsertAnyFirstName] 

"The most beautiful, cute, cuddly, sexy, courageous, badass, smart, funny, exciting, super-duper, special, unique person around. InsertAnyFirstName has sex like a psychopathic, horny chimpanzee high on ecstasy, but is also there for you when you are dying inside and just need someone to hug." Basically, the best person ever whose name you add to urbandictionary because you're so fond of them.

But don't be fooled, this really isn't a valid system for voicing admiration because for every single first name you can think of, there is a description on urbandictionary saying that that particular individual is the best. While InsertAnyFirstName supposedly holds every possible good quality a person can possess, it doesn't really matter because the majority of people reading the description of InsertAnyFirstName don't give a shit at all. Since everybody who has a first name has a description on urbandictionary, that obviously means that there is a flagrant amount of insincerity going on and that most people disagree over who really is the "best." Moreover, said descriptions are often strewn with the most atrocious grammatical mistakes ever to occur in humanity's history, thus making the comments even more stupid to those reading them:
Girl: Bordinakonquo is the most amaaaazing guy evar!!!! He is a gigntic freake in bed and is always their wen u need sumone to litsen!!!!! All hsi broz bow to him wen he wlks in th rooom. And most of al, he's th mostt loveable man aliev!!!

Other Girl: Really? That sounds exactly like the description I saw the other day for InsertAnyFirstName!...*compares names* It is the same!! You're an insincere, stupid bitch!
[InsertAnyFirstName] by jokerman15 October 21, 2011

Intertwangled 

iIntertwangled
Intertwangled by regvardy May 18, 2011

intertard 

An internet retard. Someone that fails, typically in an epic fashion, at the internet. Also, a replacement term for noob , to identify someone as stupid, lame, or that does not know what they are talking about.
Yo, intertard, gtfo.
* intertard has been kicked from #leet
intertard by Alphasee April 30, 2008

insertfancyname 

The highest level of insult. If you get called this, the only reason the other nigger isn't dead, is cause you are. One of yous gotta go.
Guy #1: LAFF, you fucking insertfancyname name
Guy #2: Nigger what? YOU GON GET CLAPPED *shoots*

Pussy Inserter 

When the male is obsessed with thrusting inanimate objects into a girl's vagina.
John just went pussy inserter all over Susan last night.
Pussy Inserter by jomama217 October 2, 2009
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