Ingrown hair

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a disgusting pimple-looking, green-pus filled lesion of the skin caused by not shaving in a while or shaving irritation. So, go shave.

There is an ingrown hair in my arm pit because i didnt use shaving cream.

Ingrown hair by llamainahat November 6, 2010

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Ingrown hair

Nah it was actually an ingrown hair.

Hym “No. Ingrown hair actually. Because I had just shaved my head and I was wearing glasses a lot because I was driving around all the time (you know) and Walmart stopped stocking tea tree oil (which is how you deal with ingrown hairs). Couldn’t find it anywhere.

Ingrown hair by Hym Iam October 20, 2022

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Ingrown hair

You know, I do have one on the left side of my head...

Hym "So, maybe I have an ingrown hair growing into my brainz... And really, it is not something vapid fear of stroke."

Ingrown hair by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

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ingrown cunt hair

When someone is worse than a cunt or a mega cunt. They are like an ingrown hair, painful and annoying.

My boss is such an ingrown cunt hair.

ingrown cunt hair by Fanny Pack 69 December 20, 2022

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Ingrown Hairpes

A condition of multiple red bumps around the pubic area that could be mistaken for herpes, resulting from ingrown hairs. These ingrown hairs were most likely caused by a fresh, baby's bottom smooth shave job after several days if not weeks of non-shaving.

Jack: Dude I think i caught the herps.
Dan: Did you shave your junk recently?
Jack: Yeah yesterday for that party.
Dan: Then its probably just Ingrown Hairpes, your fine.

Ingrown Hairpes by captnporkchop September 14, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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