Cum in law

A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.

My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.

by Rynesdad January 03, 2016

Dean's Law

The harder you try to focus the higher it makes you

My website went down when I was at Berghain and had a serious encounter with Dean's Law when I tried to fix it

by anonymously_anonymous_person March 05, 2024

Willis' Law

As a developer's experience grows the probability they try to make their own engine approaches 1

person 1: That's an example of Willis' Law!
person 2: cool ig

by Scyye (discord) December 01, 2023

first cousin-pibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's child.
2. The child of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

co-great-great-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's spouse.

My co-great-great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Steven's Law

When a piece of media (most often a show) is objectively badly written, it will garner fans anyway due to mental health awareness and/or LGBTQ representation. Some examples include 13 Reasons Why, Glee Club, and the namesake of this law, Steven Universe. It may also very well be the case that the media has some redeeming qualities, such as good character moments, or good visual composition, however these qualities are a vast minority compared to the objectively bad narratives within the show.

Person A: "I like insert media because it has gays in it!"

Person B: "Is it really good, or are you following Steven's Law?"

by currysandwhichrabbit March 21, 2022

Lol you’re just jealous Atiny I don’t want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry

Lol you’re just jealous Atiny I don’t want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry

Lol you’re just jealous Atiny I don’t want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry

by sdinaz October 24, 2023