In Agony

A stupid little bitch who likes to shit his pants and use the shit as lube to jerk off.

I seen this In Agony mothafucka the other day tryna jerk off with his own shit.

by Cincinnati Bengals Fan February 26, 2009

cry in agony

Cried in agony

The man who lost his child, seeing the ghost of his child. He dropped to his knees. And cried in agony

Cry in agony, mental pain, illness, or just pain

by Fawkie November 8, 2017

Screaming in agony

When someone is screaming and in great pain at the same time,
usually using gh instead of h at the end of an AAAAA

"someone's screaming in agony!"
"oh no!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by banflimflam July 1, 2022

agony in pink

a fan fiction written by the dark ranger that involves kimberly (the pink power ranger) being mercilessly tortured by a monster that lord zedd created.

agony in pink is banned in Australia.

by dailyqwerty February 9, 2012

i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me

I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.

Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.

by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021

Agony in Pink

A story of requited love. The love between a torture crazed biophidelic monster and his/her victim.

"Say goodbye, Kimberly," muttered Kat under her
breath, "and say hello to your worst nightmare!"

by David LeFanu December 10, 2003

mad agony in 'disdress'

1) Intense misery and suffering, and distress.

2) Insufferable static cling, pinching and bunching (and embarrassment?) wearing this dress.

EXAMPLE #1:
"Raul's natural insecurity as an illegal alien and his angst in social settings caused him MAD AGONY IN 'DISDRESS' as he suffered through the long chow line at Hobo Park."

EXAMPLE #2:
"I gotz me MAD AGONY IN 'DISDRESS' because I have some unresolved issues. Maybe you'll like it if it fits you, Raul. Or should I call you Raula?"."

by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006