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two in the loot, one in the boot 

The act of placing your index and middle finger in the women’s vagina and placing your pinky finger in the anus simultaneously.
Dude, last night was crazy. Samantha let me put two in the loot, one in the boot.

loot in the boot 

The british version of the American phrase "junk in the trunk".
I say, old chap, that fit bird do'est have a lot of loot in the boot.
loot in the boot by RyanInCali October 10, 2008

pop it in the boot 

kiwi slang for putting something in the boot or trunk. Also ejaculating during anal sex
that dirty little hoe let me pop it in the boot

Cram it in the boot 

"Have you ever crammed it in the boot before?"
"I'm going to cram it in the boot!"
"Cram it!!"
"Cram that robot in!"
Cram it in the boot by miss_mufa February 25, 2011

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples? 

a random sentence which can be used at any time to confuse your friends
is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

Loaf of bread in the boot 

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot
It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”