Cookie sheet

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's belly then wipes it around as if preparing a cookie sheet for cinnamon rolls or something.

So I was having sex with this girl last night and when I came I gave her a cookie sheet.

by Grimacci June 1, 2013

Fact Sheet

It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!

Well, at least you get it.

It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.

Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.

by Entity 303 February 18, 2018

Kentucky Sheet Metal

Duct Tape.

I’d rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there

by Texas Haz June 5, 2022

sheet caked

Enjoying being baked as a cake while in the comfort of your bed.

That joint had me straight sheet caked last night I had to wake and bake the next morning.

by Bomberbiff March 8, 2020

Sheet cray

When a girl seems normal and shy at first, but is totally crazy in the sack.

That Lizzie is quiet as hell but she's seriously sheet cray, into DP and everything!

by JJOC August 1, 2017

Chocolate sheet

When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread

person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue

person 1: But ill shit

person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!

by kyleisnotcoolatallstoptellingm June 3, 2022

Sheet Hustler

A man who makes his living using women for money, a place to stay and other perks by sexing them down. The sheet hustler is usually very good at giving head and knows his way around a vagina so well, that his motives are never questioned because he’s just that good at what he does!! May also be considered the male version of a “Sugar Baby”

Pistol Pete was a sheet hustler back in the day and never had his own place until he settled down later in life.

by Mermaid Mel March 12, 2023