A large cabinet filled with lots of smaller cum storage units like cum socks or thots.
Look at that cum cabinet over there filled with old socks and washed up Disney Stars.
by SoggyNuts2345 March 20, 2019
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A cabinet or series of cabinets containing, among other things, former dead eyed sluts and potential sluits in the making. Carpented from only the finest woods and freshest sluts, one never mistakes a Slut Cabinet when discovered.
That boy Beebe pulls SO many fresh sloots on the daily. No doubt his Slut Cabinet must be overflowing on some serious BD gangster shit. 👅
by BDswangHTX August 19, 2018
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A place to store files, taxs, dead body's, and those files your company wants you to keep and they say you would use it but you never will need
When you need to put dead bodies in your file cabinet
by Orange_cheerio November 4, 2016
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A mixture of a little of every type of booze found in a cabinet so nobody would notice any is missing. Usually used by 14 or 15 year olds stealing booze from there Parents.
This Tastes like shit What is It?

Cabinet Booze, Jack Daniels, Gin, Bacardi 151, Bacardi Limon, Johnnie Walker Black, Blue, Gold and red labels, Smirnoff Vodka and something called Glenfiddich
by That one boozer July 26, 2011
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The type of food one finds themselves eating when their parent figure is out.
Bradly's parents celebrated their anniversary in the city on wednesday and he had to depend on the cabinet food for sustenance. This meant nothing but pop-tarts and an open bag of cheese doodles.

Dylan was sad when he realized cabinet food would be his only dinner for christmas.
by The Seanigan December 20, 2009
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to put cabinets in your kitchen ;)

well, i guess it could stand for having sex...
courtenay puts cabinets in heh kitchen all the time
by greg April 13, 2004
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Robin Cook

(until his resignation as Leader of the House)

Like a garden gnome; but kept in his cabinet by Tony Blair
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
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