Mao

1) A card game.

2) An activity that if you do it in someone else's room past your curfew, you will end up on probation for two hours.

1) Chris: "Let's play Mao."
Me and Christina: "Ok."

2) Kevin: "You're not supposed to be here...I'm calling Branden."
Me: "Fuck you, Kev."

by Live.Love.Learn August 1, 2009

mao

The best card game ever to be played on the face of the Earth.

Let's go play Mao!

by the great seer July 29, 2003

Mao

The chinese guy that killed more than hitler and stalin combined.

No one killed more than Mao.

by 8tb39q4 g February 7, 2020

mao

Comes from roflmao, an acronym for "roll around on the floor laughing my ass off"
Therefaore mao is defined as "My ass off".
However it can used for just about everything.

omg, lol mao! sifnt you tool!

by Alasdair Edwards August 1, 2004

mao

What chocolate kittes say.

"Mao!" said the chocolate kitty.

by BirdofPray March 11, 2005

mao

The rapid and forceful consumption of a mind/state-altering pill. Originating from the sound one makes when performing said act; onomonopia.

Daniel K. Mayer: "Open your mouth... trust me."
Neil Sandinger: (opens mouth, rapidly inserts) "Mao!"
Daniel: "My turn, mao!"
Both: (giggling ensues).

by DAEps July 13, 2010

MAO

n./ onomonopia/ The sound the maocat makes. This sound will be eniviatably be uttered by Melody's maokittens.

Origin: Milford, CT

Ex. After jimmy was done playing with his trainz games, he heard maocat exlaim MAOOOOOO from under the house

Maocat: MAOOOO

by thosearntmyshoulders August 22, 2009