eisuke Ichinomiya

A hot 2D man in a love simulation Japanese game made by Voltage Inc called "Kissed by the (freakin’) baddest bidder". In short words, this man is a cute hot asshole who has no ass but acts as if it is huge... drowning in his own wealth (and coffee), he can buy the whole country you live in, why tho? He HATES getting bored. As the game keeps going, he'll finally understand that you (aka the protagonist) are the most important thing in his existence and the only one who can cure his crippling depression...

Random rich 2D man in game: This situation is getting out of hand...eh? Guess I'll just buy the whole building.

eisuke’s fans: ArE YoU eIsUKe IchINomIyA????!

eisuke Ichinomiya by Ilove2dhotmen July 5, 2019

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eisuke Ichinomiya

A fictional 2D man in a japanese romance simulator game made by Voltage inc named "Kissed By The Baddest Bidder". Known for his extraness, this hot man is an adorable asshole drowning in his own money, might be difficult to love him at first but...hey, wait until he'll be kneeling in front of you (and also getting real horny) cuz you are the first woman who taught him the power of "luuuve"...oooooh hell yea boi

Fictional 2D man: This matter is getting out of hand, eh? I'll just buy the entire building then...
Eisuke Ichinomiya's fan: ARE U EISUKE????????????????

Fictional 2D man n2: *likes sweet coffee*
Eisuke's fangirls (including me): OH MY DEAR GOD U ARE EISUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eisuke Ichinomiya by Iliveforhot2Dmen June 22, 2019

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Eisuke Ichinomiya

Fictional 2D man: This matter is getting out of hand, eh? I'll just buy the entire building then...
Eisuke Ichinomiya's fan: ARE U EISUKE????????????????

Eisuke Ichinomiya by Iliveforhot2Dmen June 22, 2019

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Michinomiya Shōwa

Japanese Emperor from 1926 - 1989 also Involved in WW2 on the Axis Powers

Michinomiya Shōwa is Hirohito

Michinomiya Shōwa by goofyahhuncleproductionsgoofya November 17, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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