by kmedic October 5, 2007
When you take a shit and it goes all over your ass cheeks.
Comes from the fact that Ice cream looks like ass cheeks when you first open it.
Comes from the fact that Ice cream looks like ass cheeks when you first open it.
Fuck, I'm having chocolate icecream
by SmithJacks September 16, 2020
mobile icecream salesman that hibernates during winter, though has some confused awakenings off-peak. a tacky chime breaks the eery silence that seems to preceed his visit. more adults than kids run to the van seeking a 99 and a gumball, or any kind of icecream with a chocolate flake, sprinkles, and red or green syrup.
a mysterious figure to adult and child alike, the icecream man is never seen in bodily entirity. filthy looking hands and you note not to eat the cone, but you do because it's dripping. almost certainly has big hairy arms and an aged, smudged tatoo of a swift on the back of his hand - are they all the same guy, like santa clause? do they belong to a not so secret or subtle guild? are they all striving to look like throwbacks from 1983 with their Chuckle Brothers/pub darts player from Swindon appearance, like Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite?
Who knows? by the time you've considerered all these things, your icecream will have melted and he'll have recklessly reversed and sped off in his yellow disney/supermario/pokemon adorned van with 'MIND THAT CHILD' on the back.
a mysterious figure to adult and child alike, the icecream man is never seen in bodily entirity. filthy looking hands and you note not to eat the cone, but you do because it's dripping. almost certainly has big hairy arms and an aged, smudged tatoo of a swift on the back of his hand - are they all the same guy, like santa clause? do they belong to a not so secret or subtle guild? are they all striving to look like throwbacks from 1983 with their Chuckle Brothers/pub darts player from Swindon appearance, like Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite?
Who knows? by the time you've considerered all these things, your icecream will have melted and he'll have recklessly reversed and sped off in his yellow disney/supermario/pokemon adorned van with 'MIND THAT CHILD' on the back.
are tatoos of swifts obligatory for an icecream man?
by davetwocombs May 1, 2007
First, you fuck a girl from behind while she has her period (strawberry). Then, you pull out at your cumming (vanilla) and stick it in her ass (chocolate). You then proceed to serve this sundae to her by shoving your newly multicolored penis down her throat. (No Banana's necessary)
by Flaming Snowman June 20, 2006
after i found out my girlfriend had a bluewaffle, i made some blueberry icecream and saved on the price of lubricant.
hey honey, do we have any blueberry icecream left?
blueberry icecream works so well; i knew a bluewaffle would be good for something.
hey honey, do we have any blueberry icecream left?
blueberry icecream works so well; i knew a bluewaffle would be good for something.
by wario1317 May 16, 2011
All sorts of wild alaskan berries all mixed up together with sugar and shortening.
Blueberries,salmon berries, black berries, cranberries && other yummy berries. YUM! aslo known as AQUTUK (uh-goo-tuk) or Nevagii (nev-uh-gee) in Yu'pik or Athebascan.
Blueberries,salmon berries, black berries, cranberries && other yummy berries. YUM! aslo known as AQUTUK (uh-goo-tuk) or Nevagii (nev-uh-gee) in Yu'pik or Athebascan.
by SammyJO13 June 11, 2008
when a girl has a period over vanilla ice cream, causing it to look red then give it to someone saying, ”its stawberry flavored.”
by m€ April 20, 2011