A child who is very annoying and has no thoughts in their brain. They are constantly watching their greasy iPad that their parents got them to distract them from the divorce. The child has no social skills and will definitely get bullied in school.
by CLG4L0019 December 06, 2021
A child usually between the age of 4 to 12. This child is known to respond rudely and was raised on technology. They definitely know how to hack the government. Meant as either a genuine description of a child or an insult.
by Treasurer of Kurtistown July 07, 2021
An IPad kid is a kid who is on their IPad all day everyday. They lack social skills and are very rude when you ask them a question. Their IPads are cracked and cheeto dust stained too. They usually watch rainbow friends, roblox, cocomelon, and probably elsagate since most likely their parents don't give a shit about them.
by allhailthebroomclosetending June 17, 2023
ThePlasticPlant, Her chat named her an IPad Kid. Popular twitch streamer ThePlasticPlant is now officially declared an IPad Kid
by TwitchStreamers May 12, 2021
Basically, it's just Quackity. That's it. He walks, talks, stands and coughs like a fucking iPad Kid. Someone, please get him his sippy cup and his dinosaur mac and cheese so he can stop screaming in restaurants while watching Ryan's Toys Review. Please.
Quackity: *sneezes like a toddler*
Chat: "IPAD KID"
Quackity: "did he say anything about me?" *stands like a MF kid who asks "do you have games on your phone?" WHILE ROCKING BACK A FOURTH
Chat: "IPAD KID"
Quackity: "did he say anything about me?" *stands like a MF kid who asks "do you have games on your phone?" WHILE ROCKING BACK A FOURTH
by eurphoria March 28, 2021
A child who is so intensely focused on the iPad their parents gave them (usually in a bulky case, and littered with fingerprints) that they lose all awareness of their surroundings, often randomly contorting their bodies and throwing themselves in awkward ways over furniture, bumping into things, and randomly vocalizing.
My professor's child is a total iPad kid. He was drooling in his hands while playing roblox on the floor of the Jim-n-Nick's yesterday.
by LukesPoetryCorner April 29, 2021