International Driving Law

Gas, Cash, Or Ass.

Girl: "hey cutie, can you gimme a ride?"
Guy: "Well you know what the international driving law is, don't you?
Girl: "And just what is that?"
Guy: "gas, cash , or ass? hop in!"

by Lacking Remorse December 24, 2010

International Maritime Law

Section 1 in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone, it is not considered cheating.

I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law

by Qaoz October 01, 2021

International Maritime Law

Relationship code in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone will not be considered as cheating

I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law

by Qaoz October 01, 2021

International Maritime Law

Relationship code in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone is not considered as cheating

I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law

by Qaoz October 01, 2021

International Break the Law Day

April 11th is international break the law day. On this day you are supposed to post a picture of you breaking the law on Social Media or post a photo of an illegal item in your possession.

“It’s international break the law day! Everyone post pictures of your illegal guns!”

by LobsterMaster April 11, 2021

International law of yoink

As defined by international law when one yellith "Yoink" one now owns the object

obviously I used the international law of Yoink

by Gravrok February 24, 2021

International Law

(VERB) A law stating one must complete 3 addition spins when they have reached their bottom line on a slot machine.

“I’m going to change games at $500 but as per International Law i must go 3 below”

by Tech Man Rob March 24, 2024