mouf

ghetto for "mouth"

put deez nutz in yo mouf

by D Mac January 15, 2003

Mouf

The word used for the opening on your face which receives all food, drink, and other oral substances. It is similar to the word, "Mouth," but this word is used between two friends who have hung out way too much and behave like complete retards in each others presence.

"Duuude, this sandwich is like a symphony in my mouf."

"Aw man, I gotta go the dentist so they can check on my mouf."

by checkoutmuhteef September 19, 2009

mouf

a bad place fo my name to be

you best keep my name out ya mouf

by irollthick December 11, 2007

Mouf

Any sexual activity at all. Like mouth, but with an "f" instead of "th."

Guy one: Dude how was your date last night?
Guy two: Good, didn't get any mouf though
Guy one: no mouf? shieeeeeet

by CmoneyG July 28, 2010

mouf

A put down, generally used to observe a failing or unfortunate occurrence. Properly coupled with "da" as the preceding article, though the da is often used in a sarcastic manner.

You failed that test? That's da mouf.

by A. S. W. March 11, 2008

Mouf

The term Ludacris (and anyone else trying to be gangster) will use to say the white word "mouth"

From Rollout Video "Diamondz and Gold, is dat watchu keep in yp MOUF?"

by goldy5 June 25, 2007

mouf

To get some head from a hoe.

Hey shawty....lemme loan ya mouf out to my niccaz!

by SouthernBoi August 13, 2003