Skip to main content

Immigration

Moving to another country with a different background.
We should Immigrate to Europe! It's would be awesome to have an immigration to there.
by itsmeh.c; November 28, 2017
mugGet the Immigration mug.

Immigration

Steve the Barber from Greenford is a prime example of immigration. The man changed his name from Gunjeet to Steve to Blend in with the community and to not get deported back to dharavi , Mumbai , India.
Immigration
by Deepak Kaur October 17, 2021
mugGet the Immigration mug.

Immigration and Naturalization Service

(US GOVERNMENT) Former agency of the US government responsible for the enforcement of immigration law, and the processing of visa/permit requests. After the attacks of 11 September 2001, Congress passed a bill creating the Department of Homeland Security (DHS); the INS was split up into its enforcement functions (which became part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and its processing functions (Citizenship and Immigration Services, or CIS).

Prior to its dissolution in 2003, the INS was part of the Department of Justice. The CIS and ICE are both part of the DHS.
Because of its extraordinary power over the lives of millions of US nationals and residents, the Immigration and Naturalization Service gained lasting notoriety. Seven years after it was superseded by the CIS, most people associated visa regulations with the INS.

"Brother from Another Planet" was a brilliant parody of INS agent behavior.
by Primus Intra Pares June 17, 2010
mugGet the Immigration and Naturalization Service mug.

Immigration act of '92

The excuse and series of laws in which one or more male(s) generally in pairs, between the ages of 15 and 17, use against younger women as a way to avoid certain confrontation over specefied subjects, or to hold undeserved authority.
"no you can't have your beloved waynes world video back due to the immigration act of '92."

"The immigration act of 92' prevents me from going into further detail about your missing movie."
by iwantmymovieback August 24, 2008
mugGet the Immigration act of '92 mug.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency created in 2003 by merging the enforcement arm of the former Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) with that of the US Customs Service (see Customs and Border Protection {CPB}). It is part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

The ICE employs 19,000 people worldwide and has a budget of about $5.7 billion (comparable to the military budget of Algeria or Norway). It is responsible for Detention and Removal Operations (DRO) of removable aliens.

The ICE also violates international laws on human rights by deporting immigrants (legal or not) accused of a crime (this is known as exile and violates international norms of criminal justice). This program is called "Secure Communities" and of course only makes communities a lot LESS secure; it has exiled over 14,000 immigrants for petty offices such as traffic violations.

The dog-and-pony show of the ICE is its Office of Investigations (OI). This "investigates, deters and interdicts ...arms and strategic technology exports, ...money laundering, ...media piracy, smuggling (contraband, narcotics and aliens), immigration fraud, transnational gangs, ...child exploitation and pornography..." The OI basically issues press releases for publication as "news" by lazy newsmedia. The fact remains that human trafficking is a tiny affair with few reliably documented cases, and the US is not dependent on imported porn.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement is a surplus agency of the US government that mostly duplicates the efforts of Customs and Border Protection and Citizenship and Immigration Services. It operates a gigantic, corporate-run incarceration system that surpasses anything Kafka, Orwell, or Solzhenitsyn ever wrote about.
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
mugGet the Immigration and Customs Enforcement mug.

Immigration Station

A place for immigrants to get together.
Lets all go down to the immigration station.
by BMistro June 9, 2003
mugGet the Immigration Station mug.

Immigration Sex

The act of moving from one place to another during sexual intercourse mid-session. Immigration sex is a great way for men to last longer, a nice change of pace, and preventing rugburn of the knees/ass.
Jess: I'm inventive. We started our immigration sex in the shower once and ended up in the bed.

Me: Orly? Did being all wet make you slip on the way to the bed?

Jess: Yeah it did, but as we slipped his dong landed right in my vag, definitely crossing my border.

Me: Were you okay with that? Some girls I know are against border hoppers.

Jess: Oh yeah, immigration sex definitely improved this country. ;)
by silasam July 18, 2010
mugGet the Immigration Sex mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email