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I need a medic bag 

A voice line when a character Dallas scream when he starts losing healt
Bulldozer: "MAKE WAY! FOR THE DOZER!"
Dallas: "It's a fucking Bulldozer!"
Bulldozer: "Tango spotted."
*Bulldozer shoots Dallas*
Dallas: "AAHHH i need a medic bag!"
*Bulldozer downs Dallas*
Bulldozer: "I told you. NO PAYDAY FOR YOU!"
Bain: "What? No! This isn't happenin'! My mistake. Next time it'll be better. Don't worry, I know some people. You'll be out fast. I have other scores. I trust we'll be workin' together again in a not-too-distant future."
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I need a medic bag 

When you are going through something so painful that you are screaming for a medic bag like Dallas from the video game Payday.
*walks on a lego*
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"

*alarm clock rings at 6 a.m on winter*
"AAAAAAAARGH, I'M DYING ! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"
I need a medic bag by DallasIsDown February 3, 2018

I need a medic bag 

When you go through something that is so painful that you're imitating Dallas (from Payday) screaming to death for a medic bag.
*Gets shot by four snipers at the same time.*
Dallas: "AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I need a medic bag..."
I need a medic bag by DallasIsDown January 24, 2018

I need a medic bag 

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.
Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"
I need a medic bag by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022

I NEED A MEDIC BAG I'M FUCKIN' DYING OVER HERE 

your name is dallas and your fucking dead
"I NEED A MEDIC BAG I'M FUCKIN' DYING OVER HERE" any dallas player.

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026