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I have depression 

You'll probably get it when you see me hating myself so I don't shower for days which makes me even hate myself more, because why shouldn't I shower with depression, why am I resisting to normal hygiene standards? Anyway, if someone says that, just say something like 'yeah' or 'Feel you'. Better than you being too nice and who would write a whole book about why that person shouldn't have depression.
Friend: Hi William
Me: I have depression

Friend: Yeah
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i have depression so sad 

*chatroom*
player1: i have depression so sad
player2: sad

do i have depression 

do i have depression yes
do i have depression by TannGuy November 15, 2019

i have crippling depression 

a line said by the famous youtuber Idubbbz
(jumps on wheelchair) I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!

I have crippling depression 

I have crippling depression
Guy: Are you depressed for your ugliness?
Meg; I have crippling depression

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026