I have depression 

You'll probably get it when you see me hating myself so I don't shower for days which makes me even hate myself more, because why shouldn't I shower with depression, why am I resisting to normal hygiene standards? Anyway, if someone says that, just say something like 'yeah' or 'Feel you'. Better than you being too nice and who would write a whole book about why that person shouldn't have depression.

Friend: Hi William
Me: I have depression

Friend: Yeah

I have depression by Sometimesyouwanttocrie November 11, 2018

i have depression so sad 

when people seek attention online

*chatroom*
player1: i have depression so sad
player2: sad

i have depression so sad by jaia4life April 7, 2021

do i have depression 

Yes. You do.

do i have depression yes

do i have depression by TannGuy November 15, 2019

i have crippling depression 

a line said by the famous youtuber Idubbbz

(jumps on wheelchair) I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!

i have crippling depression by Suicide Itself January 2, 2017

I have crippling depression 

I have crippling depression
Guy: Are you depressed for your ugliness?

Meg; I have crippling depression

I have crippling depression by NUbDUBS August 22, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020