I stand corrected

Synonym to forfeit an argument, surrender.

Basically people say it when they get fucked so badly in an argument they can't even come back from it.
Barry: "Hey Jerry COUNTERARGUMENT THATS REALLY GOOD"
Jerry: "I stand corrected"
by mylifeisadefinition September 01, 2021
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i can't stand

a phrase that is uttered when someone says/does something so ridiculous or absurd that you are so dumbfounded that you physically cannot stand
Alex: *gets shit on in csgo*
"THIS MAN'S NAME IS FUCKING 'DU YUO KNO DE WHAY'. I CAN'T STAND! I CANNOT FUCKING STAND.
by some bidj July 20, 2018
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A sentence for use when you believe that someone else's life is nowhere near as accomplished as yours is.
Les Paul: "I'm just walking down the street, talking out loud."

Les Paul: "Oh look, someone less fortunate than me."

(to the less fortunate person)

Les Paul: "The world is lame as I stand in as my own."

(the less fortunate person is inspired and gets a job)
by Maaatt December 24, 2007
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Anything that means everything to you for any reason.
A chance to tell my first girlfriend I know what I'm doing now? I would stand in line for this.
by JormanThoad May 24, 2018
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i can't stand you

When an individual says something so off the wall; you can't believe they said it; leaving you shocked but in a comical state.
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I can't stand you

I love you will all my being , in fact you amaze me multiple times daily !
Her : I can't stand you !
Him: Aww , Dana I love you too baby !
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