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I Have Black Friends 

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The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.

I have black friends 

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How you know if a white person is racist or not
Ignorant black person: That was racist.

White person: It's ok, I have black friends.

Ignorant black person: My mistake. I didn't know.
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I Have Black Friends 

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To be in the know, well-connected, or have access to criminal networks.

Can be interepreted as a threat, but more usually a point of pride.
This city is so tame and theres cops everywhere, I don't know what I'm going to do for bud. I'm on my last eigth - fuck!

Dont worry bro, I have black friends.
I Have Black Friends by JO Jocelyn September 16, 2010
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Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! 

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What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.
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