I Have Black Friends

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.

Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.

I Have Black Friends by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009

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I have black friends

How you know if a white person is racist or not

Ignorant black person: That was racist.

White person: It's ok, I have black friends.

Ignorant black person: My mistake. I didn't know.

I have black friends by Mantis Tobaggan July 11, 2022

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I Have Black Friends

To be in the know, well-connected, or have access to criminal networks.

Can be interepreted as a threat, but more usually a point of pride.

This city is so tame and theres cops everywhere, I don't know what I'm going to do for bud. I'm on my last eigth - fuck!

Dont worry bro, I have black friends.

I Have Black Friends by JO Jocelyn September 16, 2010

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Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

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