by Grape Goddess April 25, 2019
A female who thinks nobody has any right to tell her what to do with her own body, but thinks she has every right to decide what's best for an animal (when to spay or neuter an animal).
The hypocrite was quick to make decisions about an animal's body for the animal, but made it a crime for anybody else to treat her own body like it wasn't sacred.
by Solid Mantis June 26, 2019
The kind of person who calls other people homewrecker while trying to put them on the street would be as much of a hypocrite as anybody else (despite never seeing it that way).
The girl liked to call people names thinking they were easy targets, but didn't know that they could see her for what she was too (a hypocrite just like everyone else).
by Solid Mantis December 30, 2020
Isn't it interesting how the people in most need of their own advice are the same ones telling other people to be kind, be nice, do good, or to be themselves?
by Solid Mantis December 29, 2021
Someone who expects more of everyone else than they do of themselves, but is still somehow without narcissism.
The hypocrite didnt see anything hypocritical about anything he/she said or did. He/she didnt think that he/she was a hypocrite too.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
Someone who deliberately reports your account to have it blocked, then talks shit about something they thought you did (without knowing why you did it) in an online form, while calling any of the bullshit they're saying funny or hilarious.
The hypocrite really needs to tone her mouth down, somebody who ran to their mother throughout their entire childhood doesn't need to be talking shit to anybody else about whining, since people dont change, no matter what changes around them.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
Someone who says they'd love to get your thoughts on something, then calls it censorship when you let them know that toning their mouth down would be helpful to themself and others, which is censoring what they say about what they think.
You'd have to be a fuckin moron to ask people to share their thoughts then call it censorship when they do. The worst kind of hypocrite is the one that doesn't think they're a hypocrite too.
by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020