Person1: Ha you eat some stupid stuff, plus what type of clothes are those?
Person2: So what, at least I live a better lifestyle. You Lifestyle Hypocrite.
Person2: So what, at least I live a better lifestyle. You Lifestyle Hypocrite.
by Creative fuck April 6, 2016
A petty hypocrite is someone who joins in the fun until its no longer fun for them , then the tables turn and they are left on the outside and decide to post a bunch of nonsense on social media or talk in social scenes making them look like the victim, or that they are better off ..
Hey look Shelia and Greg are inviting other people into their "fun", but Greg fell for the other woman and no one wants Shelia so she is all over social media posting how humiliated she is.. for pity.. Shelia is such a petty hypocrite
Look at that Petty hypocrite trying to make people feel bad for them when she was doing the same things!
Look at that Petty hypocrite trying to make people feel bad for them when she was doing the same things!
by Fuckyourglasshouse October 30, 2017
Relatively new game, came out after lil peeps death. Can be a sexual game but most commonly played by teens. The person who initiated the game hurts the other person any way they like, then has to do the same thing back to themselves. (Usually starts with a slap or light punch.) The next round the other person goes first and hurts the initiator, then themself the exact same way.
The hypocrite can’t take the pain and p**sys out. The hypocrite usually has to eat something, or do something for the winner.
Sometimes the game starts with people hurting themself, then the other person but only real psychos play that game. I’ve heard that game called “crybaby”. After lil peep.
The hypocrite can’t take the pain and p**sys out. The hypocrite usually has to eat something, or do something for the winner.
Sometimes the game starts with people hurting themself, then the other person but only real psychos play that game. I’ve heard that game called “crybaby”. After lil peep.
Initiator: Would you like play the new hypocrite game? If you accept, looser does both our homework.
by Sadboysclub December 14, 2018
Female who claims she is "done" having any type of relations with a certain member of the opposite sex, but continues sleeping over his house every weekend in secret.
Friend: Hey what are you doing?
Hypocritical Whore: Nothing, home, my mom won't let me go out.
(She's actually at the opposite sex's house)
Hypocritical Whore: Nothing, home, my mom won't let me go out.
(She's actually at the opposite sex's house)
by iPolishprincess March 20, 2011
Jane: that whore! she's such a hypocritical asthmatic. she has asthma, yet she hangs with the smokers. IRONIC.
Harry: totally. Oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my spaceship!
Harry: totally. Oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my spaceship!
by thisispissinmecleanoff November 15, 2009
A Trifling Hypocrite is a particularly loathsome individual who is adept at using other's weaknesses against them in a way that makes the person appear to be a saint of some sort. In reality, these individuals are self righteous, slanderous, liars whose loathsome vices and sexual perversions are worse than anyone they've got the audacity to judge has ever done.For example, A Trifling Hypocrite will tell you that they've been celibate for fifteen years right after having a threesome with your boyfriend and the pastor of her Church. Or they might buy some drugs off of their neighbors,and then immediately call we tip on them and get them busted as they get high and watch the cops take them to jail from their window and laugh. Trifling Hypocrites have dogshit for a soul. Three or more in a group is called a Stench. They frequent Churches, AA meetings , back alleys, and glory holes . Dying is the only decent thing these bastards ever do for their fellow man. Trifling Hypocrite Funerals are some of the happiest occasions on the face of the Earth. Mainly because after containing the odious corpses in an old septic tank,NASA shoots them into the center of the Sun. It is the only thing hot enough to ensure against an accidental reincarnation occurring, as it incinerates the bitches completely,soul and all,as it should.
The roar of Joy could be heard above the rocket boosters as NASA launched a Trifling Hypocrite to her final resting place in the center of the Sun.
by Triflegirl January 19, 2018
When a girl ties you up and is suckin the shit outta your cock and you can tell that the pussy is hot n wet and that she is liable to do just about anything but then she kills the mood and calls you a ho just because you start reaching for a condom that was secretly hidden in your sock and your once rock hard cock goes limp.
J and I were goin at it and it was about to be on n poppin until she pulled that ol happy hypocrit on me...I was blown.
by Kenwaan May 17, 2007