Husbandry

hus·band·ry
/ˈhəzbəndrē/

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noun
The act of going balls to the wall to become the best husband on the planet. Commitment to care, cultivation, and evolution of your marriage.

Seth is so committed to the art of husbandry, that he has zero chance of losing half his shit. Seth has mad husbandry skillz.

by Seddy Mazel August 21, 2020

Husbandry

The characteristics that qualifies a man to be a good potential future husband.

Wow! There is a lot of husbandry in this room.

I love how he takes care of his kids, what great husbandry.

by lkelly29 August 13, 2018

Husbandry

1) The act of being a husband.

2) All things that go along with being a husband.

I am going to stay home and help my wife with the kids for at least one weekend out of the next 5, it's all about good husbandry.

by Rezzy Rez May 12, 2009

Clown Husbandry

The cultivation, breeding, and care of clowns, usually partaken by those on Tumblr.

My mom started to get into clown husbandry recently, now we have a jester running around in the back yard.

by DeepthroatDaddy September 30, 2020

Citizen Husbandry

When you take the citizens of your country and exploit them as a resource -- milk them, slaughter them, and consume them.

Republican budget proposals epitomize the philosophy of Citizen Husbandry, minimizing the cost of ranching a population of oblivious citizens to pull the carts of profits for the super-rich.

by Lew Mills April 6, 2011

Animal Husbandry

The act of building strong relationships with animals, oftentimes involving marriage.

David- Keith just got married to his Pygmy Blue Whale that he spent the last year courting with krill-filled tea infuser!

John- Hurray for Obama and Animal Husbandry!

by Trollololol89 January 27, 2012