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Hurf by Hurf Hurf April 28, 2008

Hurf

to vomit, throw up, spew

after drinking too much everclear i had to hurf

Hurf by wildchild89 July 3, 2011

Hurf

To fuck everything up

" I just hurfed up so bad"

Hurf by frink September 1, 2013

Hurf

In New Zealand slang, to throw, chuck, fling, etc, with force. Possibly as a portmanteau of hurl and turf.

Also less commonly used in context to describe vomiting, by association with 'throwing' up.

"The silly buggers got lippy at the bouncer so he hurfed them out the door."

"Hey mate, gizza hand to hurf this couch up on the back of my ute will ya."

"I've too much to drink, feel like I'm gonna hurf <bleuuugh>... ah bugger, sorry 'bout ya dress love, it'll come out in the wash, she'll be right, just pick the chunks off."

Hurf by Number36 February 24, 2013

hurf

To inhale or snort.

Emma, pliz hurf some insecticide kthx.

hurf by KingTT June 22, 2003

hurf-durf 

In modern internet vernacular, a generic all-purpose phrase that roughly equates to "duh," and can be used in a variety of situations to indicate stupidity.

Person #1: That horrible website somethingawful.com stole my intellectual property by taking pictures that I had on MY WEBSITE and manipulating them in offensive ways with Photoshop! I shall send them a legal threat posthaste!

Person #2: (summarizing Person #1's statement for others) HURF-DURF INTERNET LAWSUIT

hurf-durf by Jett November 14, 2006

hurf durf

When hurf durf is seen, it is understood that whatever has been quoted and labeled as hurf durf is completely and utterly unreasonable and impossible of being taken seriously.

Generally used when quoting someone, especially (but certainly not limited to) in the context of an internet game forum. Hurf durf occurs when someone goes on a long-winded tangent about something that is universally insignificant but is present in the original poster's mind and is EXTREMELY important to that person. A declaration of hurf durf is generally directly followed by an ad hominem or general attack on the idea which was proposed.

Most often occurrences of hurf durf are unreasonable demands to alter a law or game mechanic so it will serve the needs of a very specific group, leaving all others effected at a disadvantage.

In real life, Calls for laws to consider obesity a physical handicap would be considered hurf durf because obesity is a self-inflicted condition and penalizing the rest of the population with higher taxes because fatty can't put down the donuts would be generally unreasonable.

In a gaming context, requests for a buff or nerf that would make one specific item or class unreasonably superior would be considered hurf durf, as it would destroy balance in the said game.

A: I think hoverrounds should be made available for everyone diagnosed with chronic obesity through a government grant. Chronic Obesity is a disease! It's been proven by SCIENCE!!

B: HURF DURF I'M TOO LAZY TO WALK SO BUY ME A SCOOTER

A: Warlock damage over time attacks should be considerably augmented to compensate for the lack of armour they possess. In the book Hamburt and the 350, a warlock defetated seventy -two Angerbeasts with one damage over time spell. I have attached a spreadsheet to help illustrate my point.

B: HURF DURF PRESSING TWO BUTTONS WAS TOO HARD FOR YOU TO MANAGE, NOW YOU ONLY WANT TO PRESS ONE. EAT MORE DONUTS ON YOUR SCOOTER FATTY

hurf durf by mki2k June 13, 2008