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human race 

A group of highly evolved assholes who mysteriously appeared on the third planet from the sun in a tiny solar system who spend their meaningless, short lifespans trying to figure out themselves, the world around them, and their fellow assholes. As of late, a solid conclusion to the problem of their existence has yet to be found, and continued conflicts between different groups of assholes plague the minuscule planet on which they reside, as well as the human race itself.
"Hey, Joe. Did you hear the news last night?"

"Yeah. That's some twisted shit. Man, I hate the human race."
human race by Pessimistic-Panda September 14, 2014
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human race 

For every person who takes a life someone will give life. 10 who destroy, 20 will rebuild. 20 who lie, 40 will tell the truth..this is what makes the world go round for every wrong done there will be someone to do it right it's balanced.
urban Dictionary to Websters Dictionary, human race to animals

Human race 

Consists of many races such as:
White
Black
Asain
Nascar
Guy 1: there is only 1 race, the human race
Guy 2: what about nascar?
Human race by Bluethunder86 March 14, 2019

Human race 

Dipshits who fuck up their own planet for money that has no real worth.

Wait a second...
The human race is so wasteful.
Human race by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

Human race 

The one true race. All divisions of race exist on paper to get people to think in terms of whether they look the same or different from the next person.
If you're gonna hate somebody, hate them for being a member of the human race and never for having a different skin, hair, or eye color. Have a good reason to hate them, give them a good reason to hate you.
Human race by Solid Mantis August 5, 2019

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

when you discovered the truth about world , money , goverment , religions , rich , debt , and famous ppl
Person 1 : The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Person 2 : Ur conspiracy theorist
Person 1 : No , i discovered the truth

The Human Race

George: Hey billy whats your opionion about "the human race"?
Billie: Its an infestation.
The Human Race by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010
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friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

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endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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