When you enter a public restroom and it's so disgusting that not only do you lay a seat cover down, but you hover over it too.
"I went to the public restroom at the beach and I couldn't tell if the seat had water droplets or pee droplets on it, so I decided to cover AND hover."
by mekie24 September 24, 2009
You know when you pick up more food with your fork/spoon but your still eating the food in your mouth so your fork just sort of hovers in front of your mouth until your done.
by ChewiKirbyLava May 13, 2010
by BIGGY MITZ June 23, 2009
The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
by Scott Kelley June 13, 2006
Transitive verb, alternative spelling (inf.): "hoover hand"
When a hand, instead of resting on individuals side, upper arm or shoulder, magically hovers above said persons limb or other part of body when performing an embracing manner or gesture, signalling insecurity in the person doing the hand hover.
The infamous hover hand is, when seen, often put in practice by humans of the male gender with unfavourable appearances and lack of confidence, while posing for a photograph with female or females with favourable to very favourable appearance characteristics, in particular around the models on fairs and expos utilized to market a product or phenomena.
When a hand, instead of resting on individuals side, upper arm or shoulder, magically hovers above said persons limb or other part of body when performing an embracing manner or gesture, signalling insecurity in the person doing the hand hover.
The infamous hover hand is, when seen, often put in practice by humans of the male gender with unfavourable appearances and lack of confidence, while posing for a photograph with female or females with favourable to very favourable appearance characteristics, in particular around the models on fairs and expos utilized to market a product or phenomena.
"Jim was insecure around women, a wuss, often seen hover handing in photographs."
"Dude, let's go to comicon and see the unlaid nerds perform the hover hand on hotties dressed up as Nintendo-characters and other made up human and anthropomorphic depictions!"
"To hover or to hoover, that is not the appropriate question" - Sheikh Abdhull IV
"Dude, let's go to comicon and see the unlaid nerds perform the hover hand on hotties dressed up as Nintendo-characters and other made up human and anthropomorphic depictions!"
"To hover or to hoover, that is not the appropriate question" - Sheikh Abdhull IV
by HannesFury January 23, 2011
The worst kind of hug, an awkward hug with no feeling. The victim usually feels no contact although hugging is taking place
Although she lent in and put her arms around me i was left with a feeling of dissatisfaction knowing a hover hug had just taken place
by ewwwwwwwwwwan March 6, 2008
i walked into the public bathroom to drop a deuce but the toilet seat was covered in shit so i had to take a hover dump and hold my ass up
by the german January 4, 2006