hot nut

When a man nuts after heating his balls with a blowtorch

My girlfriend came home when i was attempting to give myself a hot nut but failed and instead burned my balls.

by wowzas3 December 21, 2018

hot nut

Someone who is 'hot' or high quality. They're a quality bloke and just good to talk too.

"Oi, you know bing?"
"Nosh, he's such a hot nut"

by marcuparcu September 11, 2022

Hot Nut Grinder

V - the Act of a receiver of a tea bagging, biting the giver's hot nuts as they enter the receiver's mouth

Ed - I was tea bagging Anne, and she gave me a Hot Nut Grinder. I think she knew I was cheating.

Oliver - Brutal!

by Hugh Gastiffee May 22, 2011

Hot Pocket Nut Bucket

During the process of a gangbang while the gangbangers (the pockets) wait their turn, they place their erect penis's in each others anus's in a human centipede like chain. these participants do not engage in sexual movements, but rather simply sheath their cocks into each for warmth while awaiting their turn.

Brad: Hey bro, how was your night?
Chad: It was awesome bro I went to this gangbang in the woods, it got a little chilly so we pulled the Hot Pocket Nut Bucket.
Brad: That sounds awesome bro!

by RexMountain1234 March 6, 2018

Hot Matrix Nut

"Hot Matrix Nut" is a term used by streamer lowtiergod (ltg) used to describe his ejaculate

"I busted Hot Matrix Nut down ya moms throat, GTAB"

by KaidenLemons#1Fan July 29, 2025

Old Hot Nuts

The classification of any male over the age of 40 that maintains accounts on social media such as YouNow and creeps on broadcasts.

Tonya: Wow you have so many followers Kayla. How do you do it?
Kaya: Oh that's easy. do a few twerks in a broadcast and your view count and fans will skyrocket from all the Old Hot Nuts online.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

hot nuts

Similar to jonesin, but even more intense (yes, it's hard to imagine). Being 'hot nuts' for something is desiring it to the degree where you would beat a nun out of the way utilizing a dead baby as a cudgel simply to attain the desired object.

Shit man, I'm hot nuts for that donair you're holdin' there.
Take off, hoser, it's mine!

by ma401 February 6, 2006