hot gas

noun - gas that is excreted from the anus that has a hot sensation; usually has a very foul eggy smell

Mike knew that his hot gas was a result of the two chili burgers he ate for lunch.

With such an excellent case of hot gas, Mike really wanted to serve Robert some of his fart soup.

by BoogieT79 December 9, 2008

Hot gas pass

With your wife's hair dryer in hand, turn it on high heat and high flow. Point discharge end of hair dryer toward her and fart an unfiltered fart in the intake of said hair dryer.

The ol lady was putting her face on in the master bath when I gave her a hot gas pass that made her gag.

by Texas MPM October 10, 2019

Chinese Hot Gas

Chinese Hot Gas, or C.H.G., is a phenomenon caused by the ingestion of Chinese food with Sriracha. Shortly after dining, the afflicted person will begin passing extremely hot, putrid gas that literally causes a burning sensation in the anus. It's not uncommon that people within the blast radius of the flatulence are initially stunned for several seconds, before erupting into a rage while trying to identify the culprit. C.H.G. has been known to break up numerous relationships, and to date there is no known cure.

Chinese Hot Gas caused my fiancee to leave me two months before our wedding.

by Foldarius Johnson III May 23, 2020

gas station hot

An attractive unkempt male. They are found often times wearing basketball shorts, dirty jeans, wife beaters and other clothing of the sort. Usually seen in passing at gas stations, grocery stores, and other similar locations.

That guy is gas station hot. I wouldn't date him but I would let him fuck me.

by Morningstar6066 December 2, 2017

gas station hot (girl)

Gas Station Hot girl: An attractive but rumpled female. They are found often times wearing shorts, baggy jeans, University tank tops and cheap heels or flip flops. Usually seen in passing at gas stations, grocery stores, and other similar locations. Mentally you think "Doable", but you don't hear wedding bells.

She's gas station hot (girl). Did her up against the wall but don't know her name.

by LitGetGrl August 3, 2020

Feeling hot at a gas station

Taking pride in a personal attribute based on the lack of others having that same personal attribute to the same degree or level as another.

Synonym: tallest midget

I'm watching the Flat Earth Documentary and have never felt smarter in my life, this is the intellectual version of feeling hot at a gas station.

by Josheedo April 14, 2019

hot rod gasket

A condom.

I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...

by Bluesheart June 9, 2016