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Ronnie Hot Finger 

A Ronnie Hot Finger is when a man takes a girl home and makes her nachos that include freshly sliced jalapenos. After consuming the delicious nachos, the male proceeds to insert his jalapeno fingers in the woman's vagina, causing her great discomfort in her nether regions, which in turn leads to blood curdling screams that wake your neighbors dogs up.
Dude, did you hear Adam gave that chick from last night the Ronnie Hot Finger?
Ronnie Hot Finger by SlifeB December 3, 2007

Columbus hot finger 

Penetrating an anus with a finger covered hot sauce in-lieu of sexual intercourse.
"i caught my girl cheating on me so i gave her a Columbus hot finger"
Columbus hot finger by deuscaput November 11, 2013

Columbus hot finger 

When you get all up in your lady and don't wash the wing sauce of your fingers first.
I took this bitch out in the wild wings parking lot and got spicy with the Columbus hot finger.
Columbus hot finger by Othick January 2, 2018

Ol Mexican hot finger 

The act of sticking an appendage into something hot, or warmer than expected
Damn Kenneth, you alright? That was an ol Mexican hot finger!!!

mexican hot fingers 

A sexual act during which the female pours Tapatio (or any vinegar based hot sauce) on her hand and fingers the male's anus.
Lisa's crazy in bed, man! Last night, she gave me the Mexican hot fingers!

Flamin' Hot Fingerblasted 

The process of eating an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos (Crunchy or Puffs, your preferred choice) and then proceeding to fingerblast a woman's coochie.

Also gives the coochie a firey taste.
Girl #1: " Hey gurl, I just got told that I tested positive for a yeast infection."
Girl #2: "What?! How did that happen?"
Girl #1: "Well Kyle came over, ate an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then Flamin' Hot Fingerblasted me!"