Hot Cheeto

Small misshapen male genitals plagued with an intense rash. Often a genetic inheritance resulting in generational shame.

I courted her for a fortnight before she found out about my Hot Cheeto.

by JoelJangle December 06, 2016

Hot Cheeto

When a guy has sex with a girl whose on her period and isnt told. And when he pulls out his dick is bloody.

Did you hear Matt got a Hot Cheeto from Kelsey.

by Kejoko August 25, 2013

hot cheetos

Probably the most addicting snack that you will ever eat.

Your fingers will be red for the rest of the day, the crumbs under your fingernails are gonna be a bitch to remove, there might be a red line on your bottom lip, but you won't care, you won't care.

The limon hot cheetos will kill you.

by f00k dat January 22, 2007

hot cheetos

The best food/snack/source of pleasure in the world.

DUDE EXHAZE LETS GO JACK SOME HOT CHEETOS CUZz

by exhaze August 23, 2004

hot cheetos

VERY ADDICTIVE cheetos.....usually know as hot chips,cheetos,flaming hot cheetos...BELEIVE ME THEY ARE VERY ADDICTIVE.....I havent been able to stop eating them for about 6 yrs.

damm i need to stop eating hot cheetos!! doctord orders

by COUldnthnkof123 January 15, 2006

hot cheetos

A food that makes your lips red, your fingers red, your tongue red and occasionally, your poop.

Person 1: "Hey those are my hot cheetos! I`ve caught you red-handed.. literally!"
Hahahahaha.. no.

by iHateEmos July 11, 2007

hot cheetos

the best kind of snack on this planet that black people love with a side of nacho cheese

Yo Tyrone, hook a nigga up wid sum cheeze i got da hot cheetos

by Joe Tamalis November 23, 2007