HORSE the band
HORSE the band by CUTSMAN January 18, 2005
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A five piece "Nintendocore" band from LA, California. The reason they have been coined as a Nintendo related band is because through out there selection of albums and E.Ps there have been a handful of video game references.
1. pol's voice
An enemy that appears fairly late in NES's "Legend of Zelda".
2. Birdo
The first boss in Super Mario Bros 2. (America)
3. The house of boo (questionable)
Boo is a character from various Mario games.
4. there most famous song "cutsman"
Cutman is the real name of a character from the Megaman series.
"There are Nintendo references in 3 of our songs: Cutsman, Pol’s Voice, Birdo--they serve as metaphors for something else that is important in Nathan’s life." - David Isen
Despite all these references the band as a whole hate being related with Nintendo paraphernalia, or being bombarded with questions in interviews about video games.
HORSE the band has toured America, Mexico, France, and recently the entire fucking world on there self-ran, self-booked tour.
Current line up:
Nathan Winneke – vocals
David Isen – guitar
Dashiell Arkenstone – bass guitar
Erik Engstrom – Synthesizer/LSDJ or the nanaloop(?)
On the earth tour there drummer was Jon Karel
Previous members:
Mike Benitez - bass guitar
Andy Stokes – bass guitar
Adam Crook – vocals
Eli Green – drums
Jason Karuza – drums
Alex Duddy - drums
Christopher Prophet - drums
albums:
R. Borlax
The Mechanical Hand
Pizza EP
A Natural Death
HORSE the band is extremely energetic and are always drunk, at least at shows. they almost always end with "cutsman", and due to popular belief, they fucking hate when that song is requested for various and obvious reasons.
HORSE the band is a very funny group of people, they often make great, and in depth/immature jokes on stage and in interviews.
i.e
"Alright, so I guess the best place to star…"
N: Fuck you! (Laughs) I'm sorry. No, I'm not really sorry, keep going.
"HORSE the band is five stellar gods running from a haunted future they can't possibly forget. Formed on the mean streets of Los Angeles in 2027 A.D. the members of H the B began to create their exotic sound to fight the past and recreate the future." - myspace.com/horsetheband
1. pol's voice
An enemy that appears fairly late in NES's "Legend of Zelda".
2. Birdo
The first boss in Super Mario Bros 2. (America)
3. The house of boo (questionable)
Boo is a character from various Mario games.
4. there most famous song "cutsman"
Cutman is the real name of a character from the Megaman series.
"There are Nintendo references in 3 of our songs: Cutsman, Pol’s Voice, Birdo--they serve as metaphors for something else that is important in Nathan’s life." - David Isen
Despite all these references the band as a whole hate being related with Nintendo paraphernalia, or being bombarded with questions in interviews about video games.
HORSE the band has toured America, Mexico, France, and recently the entire fucking world on there self-ran, self-booked tour.
Current line up:
Nathan Winneke – vocals
David Isen – guitar
Dashiell Arkenstone – bass guitar
Erik Engstrom – Synthesizer/LSDJ or the nanaloop(?)
On the earth tour there drummer was Jon Karel
Previous members:
Mike Benitez - bass guitar
Andy Stokes – bass guitar
Adam Crook – vocals
Eli Green – drums
Jason Karuza – drums
Alex Duddy - drums
Christopher Prophet - drums
albums:
R. Borlax
The Mechanical Hand
Pizza EP
A Natural Death
HORSE the band is extremely energetic and are always drunk, at least at shows. they almost always end with "cutsman", and due to popular belief, they fucking hate when that song is requested for various and obvious reasons.
HORSE the band is a very funny group of people, they often make great, and in depth/immature jokes on stage and in interviews.
i.e
"Alright, so I guess the best place to star…"
N: Fuck you! (Laughs) I'm sorry. No, I'm not really sorry, keep going.
"HORSE the band is five stellar gods running from a haunted future they can't possibly forget. Formed on the mean streets of Los Angeles in 2027 A.D. the members of H the B began to create their exotic sound to fight the past and recreate the future." - myspace.com/horsetheband
"I love horse the band"
"When does horse go on"
"HORSE the band is the best fucking band that ever walked this depressing planet, nothing else matters"
A "HORSE the band is like nintendo rock, right"
B "Shut the fuck up."
"When does horse go on"
"HORSE the band is the best fucking band that ever walked this depressing planet, nothing else matters"
A "HORSE the band is like nintendo rock, right"
B "Shut the fuck up."
horse the band by jakedaxflame June 20, 2008
Band of the big black horse
Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.
Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”
Band of the big black horse by Sahagian June 6, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026